Pizza Eye

A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.

Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.

Pizza Eye by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie 

It's possible that it's amore. Some even say it's OMORI. I'm not sure though, do your own research.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie by userhandlegoeshere October 6, 2021

one-eyed pizza 

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

one-eyed pizza by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

one-eyed pizza 

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

one-eyed pizza by Unkle Nasty 69 February 4, 2025