pity shit 

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.

Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.

pity shit by just pete October 7, 2020

pity shit 

When you need to shit but are so guilty and sad, your butt muscles won't even contract or push the poop out of your butt because you have no motivation to even move your asshole. Resulting in a very long stay on the toilet.

Person 1: Dans been in the bathroom for a very long time

Person 2: he's probably taking a pity shit because he's guilty of what he did to Joey"

pity shit by Pettybitch January 27, 2017

Shit Pity 

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

Shit Pity by squat2shit October 28, 2011