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Piteos are fruit + cool strawberry. delicious ice brekers.

Hey Jacob, want some piteos?

piteos by fruncemobile September 19, 2018

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pitosh

Protagonist of population ecology, representative of the "change is bad" movement. Anti-revolutionary fundamentalist.

Should we change beer brands Pitosh...? Hell no, maybe we can try trippels or 9-ers instead...!

pitosh by El Hadj Muhamad February 25, 2010

Related Words

Piteo • pitboss • pitsos • pitboss 2000 • Piteous • piteously • pitosh • Pitos y Flautas • Pitrosexual • pieously piteous timeous

pitboss

a person who is a complete badass or completely runs shit at what theyre doin/gettin done

Did you see Kyle Struble tryin to surf at Lavalette? He was tryin soooo hard to be a pitboss...wasnt workin though.

pitboss by mr. 1uxury May 30, 2009

Pitrosexual

A term that describes a subset of mathematical constants that try to adopt certain adult behaviors or practices of the number π so that they too could catch the attention of an oft-semi-illiterate public, who might show an interest in them, especially their sexy numerical or geometric properties.

What are the chances that “pitrosexual” would be named the word of the year by the mathematical brethren in a-not-too-distant future?

Pitrosexual by Fasters September 13, 2022

pieously piteous timeous

Taking pity on temporary religious inclination that is of passing nature

pieously piteous timeous
Pieously piteous timeous is oblique reference.

pieously piteous timeous by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

piteously

pity

The dog begged piteously as she ate her meat supper.

piteously by giggirl2005 April 11, 2017

pitsos

Pitsos is the most beautiful girl. She gives zero fucks and olny cares about family and ksaderfia. She raps like noone else in this shit city.

Any1: Pitso!! POU SAI BRO
Pitsos: poy sai ksa

pitsos by Pitsadoros May 20, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026