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An rubber handle infused with nano-silver that prevents bacteria from growing on the hand - and also improves hand grip.

It's mostly used as any a protective peripheral (subway poles, restrooms, gym equipment, bicycle handles), except it's convenient, portable, and incredibly snug.
(noun) "No way I'm riding those disgusting subway cars without a Pandle."
(verb) "Jessie started using Pandle on her bike commute - you never know if those citibike handles are cleaned properly."
Pandle by happy handle January 13, 2015
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piddle wingless hymenoptera 

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".
Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!
Oh she is so pinal
Pinal by Plvacx hu September 28, 2018

People's Republic of Pineland 

Used in Army Special Forces community as the ficticous name for about 14 or 15 counties of North Carolina.

While going through Special Forces training the final element is a several week long exercise called Robin Sage. It takes place in these counties of N.C. During the exercise you plan and carry out operations as though you're in the imaginary People's Republic of Pineland. The exercise starts with a parachute infiltration of Pineland followed by a series of exercises training "guerillas" operating in the area.

Every once in a while a soldier going through the SF Q course will accidentally interact with a local who doesn't realize their in Pineland. But most of the locals in the community will particiapte in the exercise playing civilians and are aware the Army uses the area they live in for training. A local sherrif once shot a couple soldiers who thought he was part of the exercise after they tried to bribe him with Pineland money.
Soldier 1: how ya doing buddy?

Soldier 2: got my ass through SERE, now its on to the People's Republic of Pineland and I'm done.
A popular Russian mildly pejorative term for USA citizens, often imagined as a stereotypical fat American patriot. In the plural form it may mean the whole USA.
Pindoses again bomb Libya.
pindos by kitty bot January 30, 2015
Also heard on gaming platforms within the popular mid-western phrase "get pingled", a "Pingler" is a basic n00b that pingles it's enemies, but through in game enhancements, and no cheating of sorts. A Pingler is a true n00b, not a modder, bot, or cheater.
"Wow, Ernie really got Pingled by that guy on COD last night"
"Bill is such a Pingler when he plays any MMO"
"Get pingled, dude"
Pingler by Born Villain July 17, 2017