Pillow Legs 

A derogatory term for a person missing both legs, usually that were amputated above the knee. It is referring to their remaining legs' shape and resemblance to pillows, with legs often taking rectangular shapes on the edges/corners of the "stump." This effect is more obvious when the pillow-legged person is not wearing prosthetic legs.

My grandfather has "pillow legs." He lost them in an accident.

Pillow Legs is coming over to watch the game. ,

Pillow Legs by Trashley_ September 9, 2021

pillowless 

When a college student day dreams more of sleeping in their bed then they do of sex.

Sam: are you going to Jerry's tonight?
Bethany: no, I don't think so....
Sam: Why? you and I both know he wants you! And that if you go over you will get laid. hard.
Bethany: yeah, but all week I've been feeling rather Pillowless. My bed is just so much more appealing then sex right now.

pillowless by spattie April 23, 2011

pillowless 

When a college student day dreams more of sleeping in their bed then they do of sex.

Sam: are you going to Jerry's tonight?
Bethany: no, I don't think so....
Sam: Why? you and I both know he wants you! And that if you go over you will get laid. hard.
Bethany: yeah, but all week I've been feeling rather Pillowless. My bed is just so much more appealing then sex right now.

pillowless by spattie April 12, 2011