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picklefuzz 

a word in refrence to a horrible outbrake of extreme pubic hair. it is considered "sexy" to find this little warm and fuzzy spot on a woman, but on a man it is considered horrible.

HISTORY.....
this word was created by french manpimp jacque picklefuzz, in responce to his mistresses spotch of freshly grown minipubes. he later claims to have made a deal with the devil. in this deal he supposedly sold his soul to the devil in return for vampiric powers, a nineteen inch wank, and crack money. he then invented hilucinatory drugs.
that womans picklefuzz is extremely warm and fuzzy! however when i grow a little picklefuzz, my wang looks like a fat wookie!
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picklefucked 

When the degenerate pimple-faced kid at McDonalds stacks all 3 of your pickle slices on top of each other on your 99¢ double cheeseburger instead of spreading them out a little. You bite into the center and realize you have been picklefucked.
Everyone of these double cheeseburgers are picklefucked! Jesus, can't people take a little pride in their goddam job?! I know he's just making burgers, but have some fucking pride in the quality of your double cheeseburgers.
picklefucked by dirty d-ness October 3, 2007

Picklefumple

This is when a guy fucks a girl between the titties and leaves her a pearl necklace. Great for those cold nights!
Like having a pair in front of you and the girl giving you a nice treat!
Picklefumple by Dj Nebula November 26, 2004
a disease guys get on their cock and its all fury n guross and then it gets all green and bumpy like a pickle
justin has picklefus.
picklefus by Anonymous October 10, 2003

picklefuckalocal 

forcefully shove a pickle up a locals ass and run
"dude I did sum wild today" "what?" "I did a picklefuckalocal" "kys faggot"