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People call this Mi-Fi, but it is wrong. Pi-fi is your portable wifi, also known had your hotspots but usually it is a device that is mobile.
"Do you want to use my M-iFi?" said Mark
"What that's? " said John
"Its my portable wifi." said Mike

"You mean Pi-Fi, dummy." said John
Pi-Fi by Self-Educated Doctor January 21, 2021
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Pi on Fire 

When the number π is so proactive and paranoid in marketing herself so that she would constantly remain in the mathematical consciousness of mathematicians and math educators, while making herself conspicuous in the eyes of the lay public to be part of popular culture.
To avoid being disrupted or eclipsed by other mathematical constants, all vying to get the attention of the mathematical brethren, it’s not surprising to witness pi on fire 24/7/365.
Pi on Fire by Fasters September 18, 2022

The Five Senses of Pi 

Hearing: Your ears can listen to the musical digits of the seemingly random pattern of the decimal number π as they are being recited.

Smell: Your nose can scent the fragrance or sweet aroma of the digits of the transcendental number π.

Sight: Your mind’s eye can see at a glance the entire beautiful landscape of the real number π.

Taste: Your tongue can savor the different flavors of the digits of the sacred number π.

Touch: Your skin can feel the different sensations of the digits of the normal number π, when it is truncated to a certain number of significant figures.
Guesstimate how many autistic people or idiot savants around the world could experience at least one of the five senses of pi.
The Five Senses of Pi by MathPlus September 19, 2021
(Rhymes with Hi-Fi) Stands for a "Pheremone Induced Flirting Incident"
Originated in Iowa City and Germantown, MD.
After having great sex with your man, (or woman), you go out and are getting random flirting from all over the place. You are sending out the "scent" or "signal" to everyone around you.
Sometimes the effect goes on for days...
"I was at the mall and got a major PiFi from the guy behind the counter." "I was in a meeting and the woman across from me was sending me PiFi's."
"I got a PiFi email from my boss today asking me to lunch"
PiFi by Scarlett1218 April 20, 2007
Kim Kardashians Dads name for a big shit
Sometimes I drop hints that I’m around like when you hear someone make a big pifi. Or when you make a big pifi.
Pifi by hurensohnrapper0-9 January 11, 2021

pifinity 

A huge number that starts with 314

it does NOT have a decimal point between 3 and 1 which makes it bigger than Pi-infinity
I love Jeff Pifinity times more than he loves video games.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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