Phoneliness 

That feeling that comes over you when the people you are with are more interested in their phones than you.

As everyone else was sat around the table updating their Instagram, Facebook and Twitter feeds; An intense feeling of Phoneliness came over Bob as he realised he could easily vanish and the others probably wouldn't notice! :(

Phoneliness by MadBob81 November 27, 2015

Phonting 

The act of dating someone at a specific day and time over the phone instead of in person; usually a routine.

Thasha: Hey, what is MinBoy doing?
ThaMeel: He's phonting outside right now, better not disturb.

Phonting by ThaMeel May 21, 2019

gaming on the phoneline 

when you're a phoneline gamer

"are you accusing me of gaming on the phoneline?"

gaming on the phoneline by baloneybob November 8, 2021

Phoneliness 

The uncomfortable urge to look at your phone when left alone at a dinner table, waiting in line, or any other public place.

As Thalia stepped away from the table to use the restroom, Chris was overcome by phoneliness and quickly pulled out his iphone to check his email and update his Facebook status.

Phoneliness by Chris 33 August 29, 2012

Poontainia

Noun/ Discribes a fantastical place that men enter when the poontain is abundant or readily available.

We are heading to the party tonight and I hope it is poontainia up in there. My wife thinks her poontain is the only one in town, she best remember that poontainia is just up the road. A dad and son are setting at the beach and the son said " dad lets go get some poontain " and dad said " no let's go find poontainia "

Poontainia by Shane BiGame May 27, 2013

poontine 

A sexual act in which a male partner fills his female partner's vagina with gravy, French fries, and semin in placement of cheese. And proceeds to eat it using his penis as a fork

"That poontine tasted delicious!"

poontine by Benrp13 January 29, 2014

phonzanewt 

One who eats own fart bubbles in bathtub.

phonzanewt by monkeychic February 15, 2003