philibustered 

(v) When someone crushes an ice cream cone into someone else, usually involving one person placing the ice cream cone under their shirt often near the nipple region.

I thought it would be cool to pretend like I had cone boobs, but next thing I knew I was philibustered.

philibustered by B_Rock January 15, 2006

Philibuster 

What fake-doctor Baldy Fatso McGraw does with da social issues of his guests, rather than actually trying to creatively/constructively solve their problems.

Da hilarious "counseling session" exchanges with Madea were classic "Philibuster" examples --- lots of words spoken, but no actual progress made.

Philibuster by QuacksO March 9, 2021

Dr. Philibuster 

What Congress would likely engage in if they tried to decide whether a certain fake 'n' fat physician with a bald head and creepy eyebrows should be removed from da public eye.

Da arrogant TV celebrity McGraw has such a cult following dat there's a good chance dat a lot of da nation's senators and representatives are hard-core fans of his, and so there would probably be a major "Dr. Philibuster" in Washington if they tried to throw him off da air.

Dr. Philibuster by QuacksO January 31, 2023