phantom jam 

An office or home printer that "jams", but there is no real printer jam. A phantom jam can be extremely frustrating in re-occurrences, resulting in the urge to drop-kick the printer out the window. The movie Office Space depicts a phantom jam, where the printer in question is later destroyed.

Printer jam? There is no printer jam! Piece of **** phantom jam!

phantom jam by FrostyBB July 9, 2010

phantom jam 

A traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. No roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. Just a great big traffic jam.

The common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.

phantom jam by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

PhantomGamer36 

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PhantomGamer36 by PhantomGamer36 October 8, 2021

PhantomVampire 

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PhantomVampire by Whillow May 4, 2022