perryloon

The name given to diehard fans of one Steve Perry, former frontman of a once mildly popular American rock band way back in the 1980's. These so called fans are normally comprised of morbidly obese fat sad old women and equally chuncky sad beer swilling lonely men. These creepy weirdos are characteristically paranoid and delusional, with an IQ lower than a slugs' johnson. They tend to collect together in groups, in the same way sewage gathers in the bottom of septic tank. One such gathering place is perryville, a chat forum now forced underground due to all the negativity and ill feeling it created. Once a group has formed paranoia compels the stronger members attack and bully the weaker members, or anyone who shows signs of intelligence or compassion. The remaining floaters then turn on each other. The women suffer the delusion that Steve Perry loves them and is going to marry them, the irony being lost on them. And the men are under the amusing delusion that their beer soaked venom passes as intelligence. These people are certifiable, unpleasant and best avoided.

Perryloons refuse to accept that Steve Perry left Journey twenty years ago. They delude themselves into believing that without Steve Perry Journey ceased to exist, this despite Journey continuing to record and release albums. They firmly believe that the other members of Journey plotted to remove him. No. His voice went. Deal with it!
Sometimes the simple answer is the right one, and believe me, these wackos need simple answers.

by Mister Nemo July 6, 2011

perryloon

A fanatical follower of the Journey ( American rock band) vocalist Steve Perry.

Some perryloons just don't accept Arnel Pineda as the new Journey lead singer.

by Tom Q June 30, 2008

Perryton

A town that everyone wishes they could leave as soon as possible. Yes. It does suck ass I’m sorry for the people that love Perryton, but everyone is annoying. School sucks with the stupid school codes and Michelle Obama’s stupid healthy jail fucked up food. Oh wait, there’s no good restaurants or stores other than the same old stuff. And I know for sure that us students that attend school should not be charged with lunch money it’s just stupid. Suck my ass, b. Don’t even get me started with the staar test like oh ma goshhhhh... that’s where us students get depressed.

random person: how is perryton?
me: ah shit here we go again...

by DontBeNoseyHoeAssMF July 2, 2019

Perryton

A run down piece of shit town full of heart broken teens and idiots who think doing drugs will fix them. It’s pretty much hell on earth

Damn if you want to loose your heart go to Perryton

by That kid that knows the truf October 27, 2018

Perryton

The biggest piece of shit town known to mankind that is full of a bunch of assholes and stupid morons. Located at the very top of texas 7 miles away from the oklahoma state line.

1: so where do you live?
2: I live in Perryton, Tx
1: oh fuck man I'm sorry to hear that that town is the biggest piece of shit town I have ever see
2: yea I know it sucks major ass and the people are fucktards

by unknown or am I October 20, 2008

perrylane

The place where Ken Kesey Lived at when writing one flew over the cuckoos nest- its Palo alto California - and was a very bohemian place to live apparently - psychology students, artists writers etc..

one flew over the cuckoos nest was written on a street called Perrylane

by perrylane February 5, 2010

Perryloo

When a white American woman has the fetish and/or attraction for trashy British men.

Referring to Katy Perry's relationship with Russel Brand. And the British slang word for toilet spelled "Loo" or "Lou".

Guy 1-"Hey i heard she's only into British guys"

Guy 2-"Oh she must be a perryloo!"

by konolikapika October 20, 2010