Perpendicuload 

A penis (choad) that is bent in the middle, along the shaft, at a 90 degree angle. Can occur naturally, or due to force or through getting caught in a mechanical vice.

My pants wont fit anymore since the accident at the factory. I got a perpendicuload!

I always get weird looks in the men's room when I'm taking a slash, because I have to directly face the guy next to me while peeing. I usually have to explain that I have a perpendicuload. They usually understand and be on their way without a fuss.

Perpendicuload by Kalkulon October 4, 2008

perpendicular princess 

A chick that loves to ride up and down on the cock.

Stacey was a real perpendicular princess last night.

perpendicular princess by Jaydog vonSnozen January 9, 2004

Perpendiculate 

The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.

My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.

Perpendiculate by Nick S December 5, 2004

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis 

Mathematically/Geometrically explains how Photosynthesis works.

Did you know that the Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis by Egg_asyslum April 8, 2019

Perpendicular Shagging 

When you shag someone perpendicularly

"Ichigo knows how to do perpendicular shagging"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"

Perpendicular Shagging by Rajeesh Mahanti December 29, 2021

Perpendiculateral 

Used to describe a word which is spelled the way it sounds.

Per-Pen-Dic-U-Later-Al

Student: "How do you spell *blank*"
Teacher: "Sound it out, Brennen - it's a perpendiculateral word"

Perpendiculateral by Frokachu February 5, 2010

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used the Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness formula to discover the equilibrium of the bisector in the photosynthetic material."

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness by USSRISGOOD July 19, 2019