Percentish

An estimate of a percentage (like "guestimate").

Lou is not sure of how many apples are in her fruit basket - but it looks about half-half... therefore the percentish is 50%~ The mathematical symbol looks like % (percent)but using a tild on its diagonal: o~o, shorthand %~ ("Percent-ish").

by bainsteven March 8, 2011

Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.

Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!

by Con Land September 9, 2018

Perceptisonic Lag

The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.

A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.

by unfairrobot December 19, 2012

PERFECTISH

having the negative qualities of almost being perfect

Person 1"the hole i drilled was perfectish"
Person 2"perfectish?"
Person 1"perfectly round just a little off centered"

The idea of a drive-thru liquor store is perfectish.

by Archangel666 July 30, 2009

Pervertish

To mention/talk/perform acts which are classed as perverted or naughty.

"stop being so Pervertish!"

by Lee & Andrea December 14, 2006

PerceptIS

an IT support company, that works exclusively with Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OH. This company is probably the worst IT service provider in existence. The continually wrongly diagnose problems with computers, usually assessing that they issues are more severe then they actually are. No matter the desperation you find yourself in, do not resort to taking your computer there to be repaired, as they will usually damage it further, or be of no help, however they are prompt to bill you!

Kid 1: Dude did PerceptIS get your computer fixed?
Kid 2: No, i brought it in because i was missing the "F" key, but they ended up setting it on fire and now its a charred pice of garbage.

by CaseKid May 7, 2008

percential

Pertains to value percentage. The quality of assigning a percentage value to one's attribute worth. Originates from Mary J Blige's usage in her song "Your Child."

She's one-hundred percential.

by Adam Kramer March 21, 2008