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penis burn 

Occurs when having sex for an extended period of time, vigorously, or with a woman with pubic stubble. Friction from the rubbing of the skin between the penis and labia majora will cause a rash to be produced. Symptoms include redness, swelling, pain, and sensitivity usually on one or both lateral sides of the penis in a line extending from the base to the tip. More severe rashes will usually develop a slight darkened scabbing within 12 - 24 hours from intercourse and heal within 3 - 7 days without treatment. To reduce symptoms it is recommended for the men to refrain from sex and masturbation, wear loose-fitting cotton underwear, take ibuprofin as needed for pain, and use a condom with future encounters. For the woman to help prevent future occurrences with men, shave cleanly before and use lubricant during intercourse.
Man I hit that pussy so hard last night that I got a horrible case of penis burn today.
penis burn by celesguy1 December 6, 2010
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I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building 

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.
"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

Burnt Penis 

Damn man u have a burnt penis.
Burnt Penis by Polish Rob December 7, 2003

Penisburglar 

A woman that likes to date guys that are already in a relationship.
Brenda is such a penisburglar.

Do you plan on doing some penisburglaring tonight?

Those ladies are a bunch of penisburglars.
Penisburglar by ElColbertoElBlacko January 20, 2011

penisburrito 

A rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.
"Hey Momma?"
"Yes Billy Bob?"
"Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?"
"RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!"
"WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!
penisburrito by JuJukins July 5, 2010

Penisburrito 

A penisburrito is a rare magical item. Oftentimes rainbow colored, it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. This is the best definition that can be given as a penisburrito is simply too glorious to define in words.
(1) "Hey, what're we havin' for dinner Momma?" "RAINBOW PENISBURRITOS!!!" "Waahoooo!! RAINBOW PENISBURRITOS!! Lemme go get Sause -su-gay Momma!"
Penisburrito by zabobinator July 2, 2010

penisburrito 

A penisburrito is a rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.
Hey Momma?" "Yes Billy Bob?" "Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?" "RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!" "WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!