penis burn

Occurs when having sex for an extended period of time, vigorously, or with a woman with pubic stubble. Friction from the rubbing of the skin between the penis and labia majora will cause a rash to be produced. Symptoms include redness, swelling, pain, and sensitivity usually on one or both lateral sides of the penis in a line extending from the base to the tip. More severe rashes will usually develop a slight darkened scabbing within 12 - 24 hours from intercourse and heal within 3 - 7 days without treatment. To reduce symptoms it is recommended for the men to refrain from sex and masturbation, wear loose-fitting cotton underwear, take ibuprofin as needed for pain, and use a condom with future encounters. For the woman to help prevent future occurrences with men, shave cleanly before and use lubricant during intercourse.

Man I hit that pussy so hard last night that I got a horrible case of penis burn today.

by celesguy1 December 6, 2010

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

Burnt Penis

When ur penis has been burned!

Damn man u have a burnt penis.

by Polish Rob December 7, 2003

Penisburglar

A woman that likes to date guys that are already in a relationship.

Brenda is such a penisburglar.

Do you plan on doing some penisburglaring tonight?

Those ladies are a bunch of penisburglars.

by ElColbertoElBlacko January 20, 2011

penisburrito

A rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.

"Hey Momma?"
"Yes Billy Bob?"
"Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?"
"RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!"
"WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!

by JuJukins July 5, 2010

Penisburrito

A penisburrito is a rare magical item. Oftentimes rainbow colored, it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. This is the best definition that can be given as a penisburrito is simply too glorious to define in words.

(1) "Hey, what're we havin' for dinner Momma?" "RAINBOW PENISBURRITOS!!!" "Waahoooo!! RAINBOW PENISBURRITOS!! Lemme go get Sause -su-gay Momma!"

by zabobinator July 2, 2010

penisburrito

A penisburrito is a rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.

Hey Momma?" "Yes Billy Bob?" "Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?" "RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!" "WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!

by poochi-zabob-poo July 5, 2010