pefo 

1. an expression used when a peff is present and you want your group to leave.

or

2. to express that someone is being a peff.

1. "Wow, he is so annoying! Pefo."

2. "Pefo."

pefo by Jessica Kanter December 29, 2007

The Peymar Peformance 

The Peymar Peformance, an act in which typically peformed by the male football player, the peymar peformance is an act in which famous ghosts such as the ghost of worldcups divemar jr dive as if there is a swimmingpool in the middle of the pitch when in reality divemar jr is diving into his sisters vagina.

Porghinio, another famous peformer once frauded his way to 3rd in the Ballon D'Or with 2000 passes but 0 assists. Mabye nextime, Porghinio should instead copy the frauding of his idol falsenaldo who famously dives against small clubs such as norwich.

Ultimatley, these finished footballers inspire the next generation to dive and become like their idols Barkionel rapessi and Maradounut.

Person 1: What is falsemar doing?
Person 2:He is peforming the world class fraud act The Peymar Peformance

The Peymar Peformance by realistpessidog October 29, 2023

PEFOS 

Short for Pre-excretory Faecal Odour Syndrome, PEFOS is a form of flatulence, typically passed just before a bowel movement. It produces a particularly offensive odour, due to the proximity of the descending stool and the air pocket soon to be expelled as wind.

Please note: PEFOS is a parody “syndrome”, not recognised by the National Institute of Clinical Excellence.

Karen: “I tell you what, earlier I went for a number two, and as I stooped down, I farted and it went right in my face and nearly knocked me out”

Becky: “That’s PEFOS for you.”

Karen: “Pee-what?”

Becky: “PEFOS. It’s short for Pre-excretory Faecal Odour Syndrome. Basically, it’s a really deadly fart that pops out just before you poop.”

Karen: “Ew. I always wondered why those types of fart smell so bad.”

PEFOS by XaneiFoxx May 25, 2020