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Pedophallus 

Combining the words ‘Pedophile’ and ‘Phallus’ together enabling the average gamer to deliver two insults in one blow, calling his opponent both a pedophile and a penis, the erect penis of a pedophile or even a pedophile with an erection depending upon how the insult is received.
Kai -

"lulz! These akimbo 1887 models are pure pwnage"

The entire mw2 community -

"You're a pedophallic failure at life"

The offending pedophallus will then attempt to regain his dignity by making a joke about the other person's mother before swiftly leaving the lobby and spending the rest of his/her evening furiously masturbating to pictures of Gary Glitter and Les Dennis.
Pedophallus by A Creepy Priest July 22, 2010

pedopants 

Pants or shorts *see pedoshorts* worn by girls 18 and younger with words on the butt. Cutie, Babydoll, Cheer, Bootylicious, ect... With the intent of having grown men stare at their bottoms.
"Holy cow! What is she, 12? I don't see how her parents can let her wear those slutty pedopants!"
pedopants by Lou07 December 10, 2008

pedopillar 

A annoying green worm in games like Second Life
Its annoying as hell
Sings annoying "Ice-Cream" song
While a guy called "Dynamic Drinkwater" holds him in his hands running across sim called Badnarik
Ba-Dna-Ruh
Hey dude,yesterday some retard came in badnarik with pedopillar and raped the shit out of my ears
pedopillar by MAST3RLINX December 24, 2007

Pedophluenza

A bacterial infection of the brain causing someone that typically has morals and values to think it is acceptable to inappropriately associate with a minor.

adj, noun
Eg. Kain is 26 years old. One day Kain didn't wash his brain properly and contracted Pedophluenza; now he thinks it's okay to befriend and associate with 16 and 17 year old girls.

Eg. Sally is 42 and contracted Pedophluenza and now she can't stop oogling six year old boys.
Pedophluenza by FuFuMoore October 28, 2010

pedopanda 

Likes children and pandas excessively.
Pei Ru is a pedopanda.
pedopanda by MLSM August 29, 2010

pedopath 

A person mainly an adult who feels the need to abuse or neglect children.
pedopath
pedopath by Arfbizit May 24, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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