A belligerent maniac who insists on picking fights with multiple people at once, typically at a house party or any social event involving alcohol.
Dude 1: What'd you think of that party last night?
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.
by Okay_Jose November 13, 2017
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A person who is smart, kind, beautiful, not ugly, likes kids, and is the opposite of everything i jus said
by dtbchriss August 15, 2022
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