Paraoke

paraoke /parɘ’ōkee / n. 1. the entertainment of singing to a karaoke machine while borderline paralysed due to the excessive consumption of alcohol.

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para /’parɘ/ Aust. Colloquial ◊ adj. 1. the act of getting paralytic due to consumption of alcohol.

Going to get "para" on a couple of hand grenades, then hit up the bar and sing a bit of "paraoke"!