A guy who finds himself pretending to be someone he is not, to obtain closeness with a desired member of the female species. Typically comes off as cool in a group, but eventually cannot keep up with the false image of himself which he painted for the female he is courting, which results in termination of both the relationship, and his stupid head.
"Watch out, that P.R. might make you believe....justdon't listen to him."
Before P & R, I could remember my nights, tagged photo's on facebook were not interesting and a good time usually meant wine, cheese and Disney's Scene it. But that is no longer the case. Thanks to P & R I tailgate longer, dance my face off faster, wake up in strange places, leave my credit card at local watering holes more frequently. To be P & R is to be American.
Pussy Restriction. When a straight man or bi/gay female does something wrong and gets no sex as punishment
Man comes in later than he promised his gf/wife, forgets gf/wife birthday, gets caught looking at a hot chick other than who he's with, or something of the like.
The woman gives him just a look that tells him 'You're so on P.R. '
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.