overdick
Arriving early to an event only to have too much time on one’s hands that you decide to dick around for a bit to pass the time. After getting so engrossed in your leisurely activity, you then become late for said event.
I avoided traffic and got downtown early for Hamilton, but while strolling around in Macy’s, I lost track of time. I overdicked it and missed the opening number. The usher didn’t let me in until after they sang the song“My Shot,” never again.
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