Oswestry

A trashy market town in shropshire where the kids drink young and attend the marches school. Nightlife dominated by Gibsons nightclub. £5 to get in and plays rubbish music, if not you go to the gay bar the kings head. We used to have a woolworths but now its Home bargins to go along with B & M bargins because everybody is a pikey. Theres a sainsburys, morrisons and aldi, but no tesco. Doesn't have a cinema either- but does have a bus station, and a wetherspoons.
Lets go to Wrexham tonight Oswestry is dire
by Chuckle vision February 22, 2011
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Oswestry

The budget version of Shrewsbury with two schools for some reason.
Bob: Hey, heard of Oswestry?
Billy: What's an Oswestry?
by from the top make it drop April 27, 2021
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