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orgasmorphatism

The condition wherein one imagines someone's orgasm face during the course of a completely unrelated and innocent conversation.
Sarah was chatting with her elderly neighbor about dog grooming when her orgasmorphatism kicked in, causing her to lose her train of thought. She quickly excused herself and ran inside, shaking her head to rid herself of the picture.

John was trying to focus on the nurse's instructions for wound care, but his orgasmorphatism was making it difficult to concentrate on her words.

orgasbomb 

An orgasbomb is when a man is urinating and simultaneously receives analingus. The height of the orgasbomb is reached when the urinator achieves a prostate orgasm and defecates in the mouth of the asshole licker.
Hey bro, that was a bitchin' orgasbomb you gave me last night. I'll hit you back later.

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It doesn’t
Person 1: Does the magic 8 ball really work?

Person 2: Orglaborgablorgsplue