Opposite day isnt a real day, where you dont do the opposite. People will say nothing opposite. Every other day of the year IS an opposite day.
Oh, and you musnt be reading this on opposite day, or youll understand it. :( (and yes, the smiley isnt opposite)
Oh, and you musnt be reading this on opposite day, or youll understand it. :( (and yes, the smiley isnt opposite)
Guy 1: Hai its opposite day
Guy 2: U LIAR ITS NOT NOW YOU SAID... BUT THEN IT IS! BECAUSE I SAID ITS NOT! ZOMG!!!!!1!11!!!
Guy 2: U LIAR ITS NOT NOW YOU SAID... BUT THEN IT IS! BECAUSE I SAID ITS NOT! ZOMG!!!!!1!11!!!
by W (my name starts with it) June 25, 2011
by pnatth January 05, 2021
by TexasAngel1887 June 20, 2019
Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.
by Dr. Michael yates January 17, 2005
A fake holiday where you do exactly the opposite of everything.
Obviously is wrong in itself, because if everything is opposite, than opposite day cannot exist. And no, it can't go the other way, obviously, since there is no opposite day.
Try this logic with 4th graders.
Obviously is wrong in itself, because if everything is opposite, than opposite day cannot exist. And no, it can't go the other way, obviously, since there is no opposite day.
Try this logic with 4th graders.
4th Grader: IT'S OPPOSITE DAAAYZORZ!!
Smart Person: If it's opposite day, than that means it's NOT opposite day, dumbass.
4th Grader: OMG WTF YOU MEEN NERRRD! HAHAIDIOT.
Smart Person: If it's opposite day, than that means it's NOT opposite day, dumbass.
4th Grader: OMG WTF YOU MEEN NERRRD! HAHAIDIOT.
by A guy. April 01, 2005
Opposite Day is a fun "game" played on another. You never know when this day takes place, but when it does, everything you say has the opposite meaning of what it would on a normal day. The quest is on to figure out when this day actually happens, so you can safeguard yourself from its horrors.
H-bird: Imma snaxe you, you snaxe
*readies sticky hand*
Snaxe: Haha, It'sssss Opposite Day today, you can't snaxe me!
H-bird: Gosh Dangit.
*readies sticky hand*
Snaxe: Haha, It'sssss Opposite Day today, you can't snaxe me!
H-bird: Gosh Dangit.
by Hecretary Bird July 27, 2020
A day where everything you say means the opposite of what it normally would. Kinda juvenile, but its fun too.
OMG It's opposite day, so I'm gay, Tony Blair is a fascinating and compelling leader, and my g/f is flat...
by theoneandonlyhazer July 08, 2005