Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.
He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story
by Kuehlstein February 14, 2018
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When u land a trick on your skateboard u yell this excitedly.
yea nigga one two,one two yo!
by Arachnaphobia February 18, 2003
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When something is between two choices or both.
I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.
by kkbb April 28, 2019
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1.To "manually pleasure" a girl
I hear Dazza gave her the old one-two

They've gone to the other room for a bit of one-two
by getyourhaircut October 12, 2007
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One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A : "I can't get the moves in this new dance !"
B : "All you have to do is think one-step, then two-step, then act as if you've been hit by a train !"
A : "I 've got it now !"
by HudsonDuster December 28, 2010
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#1: Pee
#2: Poop
#3: Diarrhea
number one, number two, number three

Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!
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To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.
thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal
by Microstakes May 16, 2008
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