On the lotion 

On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.

Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?

Marcus: No, i am busy!

Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!

On the lotion by Tenac ious d April 25, 2010

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again 

that creepy thing buffalo bill would say in the movie the silence of the lambs when he wanted those girls to rub lotion on them selves

guy 1: hey phil it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again.
phil: dude stop you know buffalo bill killed my mom

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again by hitmanjones21 June 26, 2008