On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.
Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?
Marcus: No, i am busy!
Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!
Marcus: No, i am busy!
Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!
by Tenac ious d April 26, 2010
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by Bobolink bubbaloo March 10, 2017
that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.
I'd fuck me
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