on baby jesus

its just somethin i made up

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.

by Ty💀 September 18, 2020

sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.

"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015