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oliver's dad 

he owns the world, and all the people on it and controls the weather. he also turns off the sun at night. DONT FUCK WITH ME
cool its oliver's dad

Olive Salad 

There once was a meal made of olives and sauce (an olive salad if you will), that was so good that nothing could describe it.

This olive salad was on its own level of greatness that no other food item in history has ever achieved. People needed to create a new word to describe the taste of greatness it had....... delicious, scrumptious, tasty, all these words were sub par for what it was and something that great could only be described by using a word created and named after itself; Olive Salad.

From this day forth, should anything be so remarkably great, it shall be desribed as being olive salad.
Person 1 - "Hey, come try this sammich"

Person 2 - "I know what good food is like and I know that sammich is good."

Person 1 - "I am sure you have ate good food many times before. Your mistake though, is that you think this sammich is good, when in fact this sammich is olive salad!"

Person 2 - *bites sammich* "OMG this sammich IS olive salad!!!"
Olive Salad by TT111 November 10, 2010

Oliver's penis size 

very very small😬
-what is Oliver's Penis size cuz i heard it was very small
-yeah bro i once almost sucked it off😬

Olive Skin

Olive skin describes a skin color range of some individuals, usually from the Middle East, Mediterranean, Central America, South America and some regions of Asia.(source oliveskin.net)
People with beige skin tone often are referred to having olive skin (source oliveskin.net)

olive sucker 

is always eating chairs but then complains about the splinters
Colin; “My stomach hurts
Sarah. “Well you shouldn’t have eaten that chair you olive sucker.”
olive sucker by swagsistersarah January 28, 2020

oliver's rule 

Oliver's Rule is called out prior to a friend putting their foot in their mouth.
Last night while clubbing, I shouted "Oliver's Rule!", before my hoes comments got her ass up into some shit.