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old, bad-ass (and extremely awesome) fucker. also when there's an old person and they're really adorable in an old person way like mr. rogers or regis philbin or the grampa in every disney movie (you know the one)
my grandpa keeps it relaxed and awesome he's such an olf

look at that olf's face, you can tell he fucking rocks
olf by Hannah Bananna June 1, 2006
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U r doing ome tiktok treand ur names prob aldolf
Olf by netheritewolf May 16, 2021
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/ohllph/

noun

Officialy Licensed Fanfiction;

An official sequel, reboot, addition, or continuation of an Intellectual property without the involvment of the original creator/writer.

(Does not apply to intellectual properties that are intended from the outset to change head creators. Eg, Comic Book Superheroes)
"Whatever, the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy is just an OLF at the end of the day. So who cares?"

" Why would Rings of Power annoy me? Its just an OLF."

"Don't worry about 343 Industries, they just make OLF"
OLF by Jackson Garrad September 29, 2022
Someone extremely annoying or obnoxious, someone you seriously hate.
Bro, you fucking olf
Olf by Spacegoji84 September 20, 2026

kevin rude-olf 

When you kevin rude-olf or acuse someone of being a kevin rude-olf, you are being extremely rude....
awwwww, shazzza you did a kevin rude-olf calling her that.
kevin rude-olf by hubija March 22, 2009

olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.
I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!

olfactophilia

Sexual arousal caused by body odor. The most common areas that cause arousal in people with Olfactophilia are the pubic area, asshole, armpits, under boobs, and feet. These people are not usually aroused by odors such as passing gas or burping.
Person 1: Hey man I think I have Olfactophilia.
Person 2: Huh really?
Person 1: Yeah well I was having sex with my girlfriend yesterday and I couldn't stop smelling her armpits, they were so sweaty and had a sour musk to them.
Person 2: Whoa... that's pretty weird man...
Person 1: Don't judge me Frank, you have Necrophilia!
Person 2: Shh.. okay okay... keep it down....
olfactophilia by Space Dildo November 9, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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