Officey

to appear dressed only for the purposes of being in the office and not for rock concerts

I'm going to a Tool concert tonight, so I have to go home and change, because I'm dressed to Officey for a concert.

by The Goat 106.1 July 9, 2010

Officey

The state of having a job in an office creating a undefined flabby physique. A way to call someone whom works at an office fat nicely.

"Honey, you need a job where you don't work at an office. You look a little officey latley."

by Officey Paul July 20, 2012

Cash Office

The most secret room in the world. "Where the magic happens" as they might say. No further explanation needed.

Bud 1: "Hey bud, are you free?"
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." 😉 *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." 😉 *wiggles other weenus*

by Lead Bud 123 May 11, 2021

friday office

The Friday location co-workers meet to complete work related tasks which is usually at 3:00 p.m and always at a bar.

Casey sent the weekly group text, “ready to meet at the Friday office?” ...Stephanie, Heather, and Audra sent an immediate hell yes response.

by OGHM March 2, 2018

office drone

An office drone is a person who works a white collar job that doesn't vary much from day to day, usually at the low end of the income spectrum. They spend most of their time in a cubicle, and their day to day actions are nearly robotic.

"Mr. Incredible was quite the office drone when working for the insurance firm at the beginning of the movie."

by UmichVoiceMajor April 5, 2016

Alpha Office

The head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. As a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. This cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. The status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.

Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.

Brandon: "Where's Brad today?"

Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."

Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"

Pedro: "Yes."

Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."

by SchnittyLover69 October 24, 2011

Office Squid

Someone who travels around an office by propelling themselves backward in an office chair instead of walking.

Kurt doesn't get out of his office chair the entire time he's at work. I swear he's such an office squid.

by Kurt77 May 12, 2014