Dave: 'Did you see that Ben took credit for the reports you spent the whole weekend doing?'
James: 'Yeah, what an ocean-going knob'
James: 'Yeah, what an ocean-going knob'
by Mega BW August 02, 2011
Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
by The Scottish Contingent September 21, 2007