nuxatron

An ubelievably attractive creature that is often found lurking behind dumpsters and attempting to seduce people of all genders. Although known for producing a scent that closely mimicks an indian mans ball sack after a long day on the curry fields, nuxatrons are known for having clean hair- which as we know often attracts lice and other clean surface loving insects. The insects usually build neighbouroods and are fairly quiet and polite, but ofcourse there are the passing thugs that attempt to eat nuxatrons brain. All in all a nuxatron has a kind giving nature but would be better of left in iraq to furnish the presidents house due to general knowledge that nuxatrons have impecible taste. Nuxatrons are easily produced, just have sex with a nuxatron. But they are a hard to kill race and once born they plague the earth by eating farmers crops and causing global warming.

Billy: OMG here comes a nuxatron...should i run away?
Whore Hey: ofcourse, you are it's type...it will impregante you and then you will be disowned by your father...
Billy: THAT IS SO TRUE MAN!!
Whore Hey: ye it just wants ur dads crops...dont let him break your heart like all the other nuxatrons did...
Billy: you're right whore-hey...i havent been the same since the last nuxatron left me...ive only been half the man i use to be

nuxatron by shnux bomb October 29, 2007

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Nugatron

A robotic imbecile often employed as “an apprentice”

Tell that nugatron to hurry the f up!!

Nugatron by KKnee November 13, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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