nutfield 

1. A place full of gypsies driving horses down the street in a land rover. 2. A place where there are many fields (clue in the name). 3.A small, unknown place on a map that you will probably never find.

Joe: "Man! There are soooo many gypsies here it might aswell be a nutfield!"
Harry: "Nah man, this place is pretty well known. Hillsborough is more of a nutfield"
Matt: "Also, there ain't no fields here. They got rid of all them long ago"

nutfield by HenryEvansWillBeFound February 27, 2017

South Nutfield 

Home to the most stuck up and judgemental people in the whole world! Anyone watched the film hot fuzz? With nick frost in it? Well you know the village that’s them they act as if everything’s is fine and they are so high and mighty but truth is they all hate each other they are all stuck up twisted cunt bags who just love slyly irritating you and getting away with it. Most of south nutfields teens go to st bedes school which is a fucking hell hole! Filled with stuck up anorexic snobby bitch faces who lick each other’s arse Holes all day long and boys who are just so full of them selfs it’s unreal! But 98% of this village feels as though they can do anything and get away with it!!

Harriet:oh I’m from st bedes and I live in so Nutfield! I’m going to lick Lydia’s arse!
Izzy:oh let me come with you because all girls who go to st bedes and live in south nutfield love kissing arse!
Lydia; oh do carry on licking and kissing my arse girls and do the village proud! But I’m going to bend down and give tom a blowy! But as I bend down if got to be careful I don’t snap because I am so unhealthily thin

Tom: my dad owns half of nutfield and I think I’m sooo popular

George:yeah you are so popular tom (George said with his fat head and turned up nose) should I give you some sex advice even though I’m younger than you and don’t even know what a penis is!
Will: you can give me advice George because I’m just gonna lick your arse too (Says will with the abnormal teeth)

South Nutfield by Whagwhannnnn May 28, 2018

The Nutfield Warrior 

When Oscar puts his ding dong in Eves crusty butthole.

Hey Dylan! i just completed my quest involving The Nutfield Warrior!

The Nutfield Warrior by DylanStrong123 July 28, 2024

The Nutfield Warrior 

The act of ejaculating into a persons crusty butthole.

Oscar- “Hey, Dylan! i just tried The Nutfield Warrior on Eve! it worked brilliantly!”

Dylan- “That’s great man. Me and my dog Nutty are about to attempt that. I’ll keep you updated!”

The Nutfield Warrior by DylanStrong123 July 29, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019