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A top secret terrorist organization based out of WLHS. I <3 Charo
I heard the Najumas plotting a secret meeting over the weekend.
Najuma by Peruski November 14, 2004
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1. a green herbal weed that tastes good when mixed with tea. on ocasion it is used in the milking of cows.

2. an individual within a group of friends that combine all their weird quirks together to summon the forces of najumas (nah-jew-maaaahs). they are, simply put, the shit
1. Can I have more najuma with that?

2. Wow, what morons. najumas.

3. NAJUMAS?! SHWING

4. whats better that cold? a najuma.
najuma by firahs August 11, 2004
The best drinking buddy for a night out. He is a friend that you should always have by your side. He is a good consulter , a good lover and oh boy does he know how to jab
It's pronounced New(Nju), Mah(ma), Njuma
-What's wrong man?
-Nothing dude, i'm missing a Njuma right now
-I feel ya ma nigguh
Njuma by Dick Chaynee January 10, 2018
The great rat king of the underworld; a nuuman is the greatest creation ever made, he was never born but spawned in as a god, worshiped among men, nuuman is the greatest creation ever made, he is a godlike....no he is just a god. If you meet a nuuman, your only choice is to either bow down in fear or worship him; if you run he will hunt you down; he is also pretty poggers and a good friend to have due to his powee.
Oh shittt run!! It's nuuman god of time; his dick too big
nuuman by TheBigDifiner June 16, 2021
Number one gyal thief
Najuma do the wee woo wee woo and tek weh u gyal.
Najuma by sukumada April 7, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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