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NSV (Non Swimming Variety)

In the vernacular, a term used to describe various ethnic groups who regularly book snorkeling trips when they can't even swim. Said groups subsequently spend the entire trip sea sick and do not tip at the end of the trip.
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: We should go snorkeling!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 2: Dude, we can't even swim!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: So! We are on vacation, what is the worst thing that can happen!
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Acronym for "Norf Slutcliffe Volvo Massiff" The baddest posse in Perth. Entry to the posse requires a member to have purchased a volvo or have affiliation to the car manufacturer. Members are known Notoriously for affiliation with fly bitches.
Yo mofo! you F**K wit me u F**K wit da entire NSVM. wagwan...
NSVM by Hemz Dogga May 31, 2003
an apparent “gang” started by a white wannabe black kid named angelo that stands for “NS Vegas Killaz” 😂 joke of the century
That one kid that always was suspended and
in behavior school wnd always cheats on his girls that goes to CMS apparently made a gang called NSVK
nsvk by baddiecrip April 4, 2020
Hey, the NSVP for my new business is that we deliver quality service, or you get your money back.
NSVP by anonymous December 28, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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