nowfuck

wanting to fuck someone or something really badly at that very instant; not being able to wait or hold yourself together because you want to have sex with him/her/it right then

oh my god, i wanna nowfuck that guy because he is so fineee.

did you nowfuck him last night?!

by lindsayisamazing May 30, 2007

Norfucked

The act of being stationed or given hard copy orders to Norfolk Virginia while serving in the US Navy. It is considered to be a very undesirable place to be stationed hence the term Norfucked.

"Hey did you hear about Seaman Recruit Gleason? He got Norfucked today....He's going to the USS Eisenhower"

by C Tasch January 14, 2010

nonfucking fuckboy

Jakob Ryckeghem

Jakob Ryckeghem is a nonfucking Fuckboy

by Baddyfuckdaddy February 1, 2017

nofuck vagina

US Navy slang for Norfolk, Virginia, the largest Navy town in America. Everybody in the Navy ends up in Norfolk at some point in their military carreer. Watch out for the signs that say, "Dogs and sailors keep off the grass!" And don't EVER buy a car there!

"Welcome, Gents, to Nofuck Vagina, where there is absolutely nothing to do!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

Nofuckinlukchuk

1. An imaginary place in Northern Canada.

2. Any remote, isolated place where one is sent or exiled to.

3. The least attractive of choices in any job placement.

Variants: Nofuckinluckchuck
From the Inuit for "No Fucking Luck Chuck".

Bob: Did you hear Doug got a job with Environment Canada?

Dave: No way! Were is he going to be based?

Bob: Oh, like NOFUCKINLUKCHUK, or some shit, but the pay is ok.

*************
Mary: My boyfriend is such an asshole. I am going to move out of the apartment.

Sarah: Screw that! Kick his skinny ass to NOFUCKINLUKCHUK, the jackass!

*************

Shit, can't even get a drink in this friggin' burg, this really is NOFUCKINLUKCHUK!

by irretardulous January 30, 2012

nonfuck

A man or woman who, for whatever reason, will not engage in premarital sex. Mainly found on conservative or religious college campuses.

Damn that babe was so fine, it's too bad she was a nonfuck, otherwise I would've taken her straight up to my room for some all-night action.

by AttiSchwagg May 2, 2010

Norfuck

Slang word for Norfolk, which is a city north of Va Beach. It's a small downtown area. Doesnt have much, but it's pretty old so what it does have is pretty cool. Granby St. is the home to a very underground, but quitte amazing music scene. If your in the area, two places to hit are Relative Theory Record Store and The Norva, which is a very old movie theater turned in a concert venue.

Hey are you going to Norfuck tonight and hit some shows?

by Delicate Place August 28, 2006