The most bad-ass champion in the RTS game, League of Legends. Don't let his cuddly appearance fool you, because Teemo will fuck your shit up - particularly with his mushrooms.
by Mawnikuh November 16, 2010
A "teemo" is a person whose friends prefer not to play games with him, because he cheats and ends up breaking the game.
"No I'm not going to play Monopoly with him, he's such a teemo. He always undercuts everyone and ends up flipping the board over if he's losing."
by jaramanga October 19, 2015
SATAN
A FUCKING SATAN, IF U'RE EVER GONNA ENTER HELL YOU'LL SEE TEEMO
Great champ...
A motherfucking piece of shit cuddly looking League of Legends champion, don't let his look blind you. I mean he's gonna blind u anyway but let's jump to teemo's skill set, At first if he stands still for a 1.5 sec he's I N V I S I B L E, his Q one of a few things that let him play top is his Q, The Blinding Dart when he hits you with it you loose half of ur HP and u can't autoatack.
Second part of his kit is useless, by saying 2nd part I mean his W, it's useless if u're pathetic teemo main u don't even pick this ability at all, but don't even attemp to main him, nobody's gonna like u I mean there's a high chance that you main Garen or Yasuo/Yone then you have nothing to loose go ahead. Third part is his e which is essentially Nashor's Tooth but it also poisons u and u take magic DMG over time. The FORTH part of his bueatifull kit is his R, FUCKING MOOSHROOMS he places mooshrom a trap that takes half of your hp when u Walk into it, it's also invisible after placing it. Now let's talk about Teemo's player mindset, well it doesn't exist...
A FUCKING SATAN, IF U'RE EVER GONNA ENTER HELL YOU'LL SEE TEEMO
Great champ...
A motherfucking piece of shit cuddly looking League of Legends champion, don't let his look blind you. I mean he's gonna blind u anyway but let's jump to teemo's skill set, At first if he stands still for a 1.5 sec he's I N V I S I B L E, his Q one of a few things that let him play top is his Q, The Blinding Dart when he hits you with it you loose half of ur HP and u can't autoatack.
Second part of his kit is useless, by saying 2nd part I mean his W, it's useless if u're pathetic teemo main u don't even pick this ability at all, but don't even attemp to main him, nobody's gonna like u I mean there's a high chance that you main Garen or Yasuo/Yone then you have nothing to loose go ahead. Third part is his e which is essentially Nashor's Tooth but it also poisons u and u take magic DMG over time. The FORTH part of his bueatifull kit is his R, FUCKING MOOSHROOMS he places mooshrom a trap that takes half of your hp when u Walk into it, it's also invisible after placing it. Now let's talk about Teemo's player mindset, well it doesn't exist...
X: Oh, I'm dead
Y: What happened?
X: Well I walked into Teemo shroom and then Teemo appeared out of nowhere and didn't let me autoatack him for 2 seconds. Now I'm dead
Y: Mate I'm playing ADC and I'm still alive and ur not LOL. Nevermind i just also walked into shroom, I'm dead too.
Y: What happened?
X: Well I walked into Teemo shroom and then Teemo appeared out of nowhere and didn't let me autoatack him for 2 seconds. Now I'm dead
Y: Mate I'm playing ADC and I'm still alive and ur not LOL. Nevermind i just also walked into shroom, I'm dead too.
by KamTheGreen January 2, 2022
by Retarded_Horse November 14, 2013
teen/emo. (not to be confused with actual emos) for those kids who seem to think that if they act whiney and puppy dog people will feel sorry for them instead of hating them. all i know is that they are satan and destroy everything good they come into contact with.
by o_kf January 19, 2011
Originated in the mid-1990s, popularised by characters like that played by Claire Danes in largely-forgotten TV show "My so-called life".
Jim: "That Angela Chase character was something of a teemo huh?"
Bob: "I don't care."
Jim: "That's such a Teemo thing to say."
Jim: "That Angela Chase character was something of a teemo huh?"
Bob: "I don't care."
Jim: "That's such a Teemo thing to say."
by J.Dubya Eekes October 16, 2010
Teemo the best champ ever in League Of Legend. Teemo have too many skilled spells and a very good dps.
the people say (Teemo = Satan) don't belive in that! me i say (teemo = The god)
he is very strong but maybe the mush don't have a very good dps and he is not very strong.
the people say (Teemo = Satan) don't belive in that! me i say (teemo = The god)
he is very strong but maybe the mush don't have a very good dps and he is not very strong.
by Fan club <3 teemo <3 January 16, 2018