The Northeast Lakes (NEL) region of NFTY includes Buffalo, Cleveland, Ottawa, Rochester and Toronto.
NFTY-NEL is known for its' 5 cluster fuck filled events with orgies around every corner. The amount of weed at one event resembles a Bob Marley tribute festival. NEL is filled with boujee white people who are convinced they can dance. They idolize two over stuffed frogs, making a tradition of stealing them then writing a sub-par ransom note. NEL's regional board is always convinced every year they'll be better than the last. In the end they always end up never accomplishing anything with cabinets. And are just following and doing the same thing in their positions as their predecessor did before them. Led by a regional director that changes every few years they always start by acting like they care about the promiscuity and drug use but quickly learn it's a waste of time. Despite all of this stereotypical boarding school sounding social lives, NEL has been consistently praised as an accepting and loving region that truly respects individuals. NEL is also known for being the starting point for many big name leaders in the NFTY movement and the URJ.
NFTY-NEL is known for its' 5 cluster fuck filled events with orgies around every corner. The amount of weed at one event resembles a Bob Marley tribute festival. NEL is filled with boujee white people who are convinced they can dance. They idolize two over stuffed frogs, making a tradition of stealing them then writing a sub-par ransom note. NEL's regional board is always convinced every year they'll be better than the last. In the end they always end up never accomplishing anything with cabinets. And are just following and doing the same thing in their positions as their predecessor did before them. Led by a regional director that changes every few years they always start by acting like they care about the promiscuity and drug use but quickly learn it's a waste of time. Despite all of this stereotypical boarding school sounding social lives, NEL has been consistently praised as an accepting and loving region that truly respects individuals. NEL is also known for being the starting point for many big name leaders in the NFTY movement and the URJ.
Jimmy: Hey! Are you signed up for that NFTY Northeast Lakes event?
Josh: Hell yeah! And I'm even bring a shit ton of weed for us to smoke together as well!
Josh: Hell yeah! And I'm even bring a shit ton of weed for us to smoke together as well!
by David4269 February 19, 2018
by bbcmaster69 November 24, 2021
A family from Northeast Philadelphia who has been procreating together for many decades creating grotesque offspring. They prey on potentially normal people and brainwash them, turning them into elite followers. The patriarch also known as “the wizard” is well known but not respected. Be sure not to fall under the spells of the MCGN.
Ewwww did you see bobs wife?
Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.
Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.
by Petty pretty princess April 12, 2022
"Hey bro you want a Northeast Kansan Rat Bath before you go? It's kinda chilly out, and I could sure go for one myself"
"No Brian fuck off"
"No Brian fuck off"
by Keechy Guy December 27, 2018
Lincoln Northeast Highschool is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where very few people know what deodorant, tooth paste, and body wash is. Full of hoes.
by Skyler Stevens September 23, 2021
a dumbass school full of fuckers who think they're better than everyone else its so unbelievable the girls there think theyre the shit but in reality theyre literal whores im being serious. the boys think they're funny for making fun of the teachers and other students like you dress like a 10 year old boy who plays Minecraft all day you are FOURTEEN act like it
by lllos20 June 8, 2023
Northeast Middle school , located in Bethlehem PA . Where 6th graders fuck in the bathroom and 7th and 8th graders are fighting every other week and the fights are ass . The school is filled wit annoying ass females and weird ass boys . The teachers are annoying asf , the classes are long asf . The principal a bitch who don't let no one have fun . The guidance counselor never dose anything about anything and bitches abt everything . 95% of the kids there vape or smoke weed . The Teachers give you work you barley understand and dont teach it correctly then get upset when you cant do it . and once you step in those doors its like walking through the gates to hell .
by myb157 November 26, 2021