non-plan 

An innocuous and playful way for a new couple to refer to the possibility of procreating. Using this term the couple can discuss the future, and can therefore feel closer to one another, but still use uncertain language to feel less emotionally vulnerable.

do you think of the plan to have a baby?

Gwyndelyn: hey! you can't call it that yet.
Alethaiden: Oh sorry, the non-plan.

non-plan by a. fort October 26, 2011

non-strategic plan 

Work related activities that are done in a rush with seemingly no larger planning or thinking.

The proposal is due tomorrow, so maybe we should submit something. We don't have any current products that make sense, but hey, it's a non-strategic plan of attack! Cancel all my meetings! Hand me a pen!

non-strategic plan by Lorilynn January 7, 2011

Non-Planner 

Noun. Used to describe an individual that lacks the consideration & common courtesy for others while scheduling an outing. In other words , the day of the event rolls around and you have no fucken clue what time or place. It's like being in the Twilight Zone! Totally in the dark and the non-planner decides to ask later that evening what you'd like to do that night. Rude as fuck!

What a tool! He's such a non-planner! It's like he flys by the seat of his pants. It is so fucken annoying! It would have been courteous for me to have known what was on the agenda that night. I have kids ya know!

Non-Planner by Cappy C January 9, 2023

non-planking-push-up pussy 

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

non-planking-push-up pussy by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

non-event planner 

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........

Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.

non-event planner by sheila in the car October 17, 2010