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After midnight of every day. Technically it's the next day, but doesn't the next day really start when you wake up in the morning? Therefore; anything happening between midnight, and before you go to bed doesn't really fall into a proper day's definition, and technically never happened. Particularly useful while partying all night.
We were so shit-faced we nailed a picnic table to the neighbors house at 4am last night. Technically, that never even happened cause it was on noday.
noday by insert_clever_name_here October 16, 2010
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To speak tirelessly about one's own humdrum life regardless of the topic at hand.
He totally noday'd the conversation!
Noday by Richard Mussell October 4, 2006
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To tell someone you will be there in 5 minutes only to wait 2 hours for them to arrive.

To tell someone you are on a street close to where you live when in reality you are 30 minutes from that street.
I totally pulled a Noday on Frank and said I am close.
Noday by BoWet June 2, 2018

No day but today 

A chant made by the HIV+ characters during "Life Support" in the Musical Rent. This cry means to live each day as if it were your last. Most of the characters that come across this song do not have much time to live, so the only thing they can do is (not jump over the moon you rentheads) live each day one at a time, and never look back. Used in "Life Support", "Another Day", misc. exerpts in the musical, and "Finale B".
"I live each moment as my last
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road,
No other way
No day but today."
-Another Day, sung by Mimi Marquez.
No day but today by kydie November 28, 2005
A way of saying "okay" when you really don't mean it or don't even agree with it at all.
Bob: "Let's go and see the new »Star Wars» movie!"
Connie: "Nokay."
nokay by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021

noddy land 

An australian slang word meaning "to go to sleep" or "dreaming"
"Mate I'm tired, I'm off to noddy land"

"Get the couch ready cuz if I'm having custard with that Christmas pud, I'll be in noddy land by 2"
noddy land by Me'ol'ducker February 2, 2019
An Acronym for 'No One Cares About Your Other League'.

This is a specific reference to fantasy sports discussions which take place amongst friends or competitors in a shared league. It is a Violation of the Highest Order to open, interrupt or end any fantasy sports conversation with mention of a different fantasy team, other than the mutual league.

In Lamens terms - No One Cares About Your Other League! Your the only one who really cares, especially when your not doing well in the mutual league. You must keep all fantasy discussion to your mutual league, or you are in violation on NOCAYOL!
Shawn: I beat you in our Fantasy football match-up this weekend by 4 touchdowns! Good Luck making the playoffs now, I own you and the division.

Eric: Yeah, it doesn't matter, cause I won my game in my other league where I have the best record. I'm killing it with my top players...

Shawn: DUDE! No One Cares About Your Other League. Lets talk about this league, the one I just beat you in. Com'on man, I claim NOCAYOL!
NOCAYOL by mchesler44 August 30, 2010