noctober

The excitement of November in October

I 'm super excited for noctober shopping

by Parine October 6, 2017

Noctober

The "month" that college applications are due... AKA hell month

Oh no... Noctober is coming up. I gotta start those suppliment essays!

by kallen822 October 13, 2017

Mr. Noctober

When a MLB player dominates in the regular season, but can never keep be that same player in the postseason. A great example of a Mr. Noctober is Clayton Kershaw. These players aren't all that horrible in the postseason, they may have a few games or even a great run from time to time.

Example 1
Craig: Did u hear the Cardinals beat the Dodgers last night to advance?
Mark: Not surprised at all, this is a postseason game where Kershaw was pitching.
Craig: Yeah Mr. Noctober is what we call him

Example 2
Reporter: Barry Bonds ends his season without getting a hit in the NLDS. A lot of Giants fans are very unhappy and are calling him Mr. Noctober

by ZuiyOTF47 August 31, 2022

Noctoker

N. A fully functional stoner who only smokes weed after the work/school day is over and the sun has set.

Jaslene
"Hey! Oh ma gad, do you wanna go smoke before tha matineé??"

Emmay
"Oh I would love to, thank you, but I am strictly a noctoker."

by Tumbble Drylo January 8, 2009

Noctoker

N. A fully functional stoner who only smokes weed after the work/school day is over and the sun has set.

Jaslene
"Hey! Oh ma gad, do you wanna go smoke a bowl before tha matineé??"

Emmay
"Oh I would love to, thank you, but I am strictly a noctoker."

by Tummble Drylo July 23, 2008