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The "month" that college applications are due... AKA hell month
Oh no... Noctober is coming up. I gotta start those suppliment essays!
Noctober by kallen822 October 13, 2017

Mr. Noctober

When a MLB player dominates in the regular season, but can never keep be that same player in the postseason. A great example of a Mr. Noctober is Clayton Kershaw. These players aren't all that horrible in the postseason, they may have a few games or even a great run from time to time.
Example 1
Craig: Did u hear the Cardinals beat the Dodgers last night to advance?
Mark: Not surprised at all, this is a postseason game where Kershaw was pitching.
Craig: Yeah Mr. Noctober is what we call him

Example 2
Reporter: Barry Bonds ends his season without getting a hit in the NLDS. A lot of Giants fans are very unhappy and are calling him Mr. Noctober
Mr. Noctober by ZuiyOTF47 August 31, 2022

Noctoker 

N. A fully functional stoner who only smokes weed after the work/school day is over and the sun has set.
Jaslene
"Hey! Oh ma gad, do you wanna go smoke before tha matineé??"

Emmay
"Oh I would love to, thank you, but I am strictly a noctoker."
Noctoker by Tumbble Drylo January 8, 2009

Noctoker 

N. A fully functional stoner who only smokes weed after the work/school day is over and the sun has set.
Jaslene
"Hey! Oh ma gad, do you wanna go smoke a bowl before tha matineé??"

Emmay
"Oh I would love to, thank you, but I am strictly a noctoker."
Noctoker by Tummble Drylo July 23, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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