A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 23, 2011
When you shove your dick in her a as forcefully when she doesn't want it but then she realizes after a few seconds she definetly wants it.
Nit ducking: Having a her tide up in bed and trying to get it in her ass as she try to say no through her ball gag but you put it in any way then after fighting for a few seconds she starts to really enjoy it, then the next day she's begging for more and she won't leave you alone until you give her more.
by You like? January 16, 2018
8th member of the nit council. Nit 8 is the superior nit. Nit 8 shows heart, strength and determination.
Nitizen : WE NEED HELP FROM THE NOT ARMY, WHO DO WE CALL?!
Nitizen 2: clearly nit 8, they are the superior nit
Nitizen 2: clearly nit 8, they are the superior nit
by Eusedysym November 29, 2023
A swear word, that when said loudly in public increases your chances of dieing in gang related "accidents" by 150-600%. Not to be said around large groups of dark skinned people.
"What was that?"
"Those damn skin-diseased aliens are taken our corn again!"
"F*cking cheez-nitters!" *Gets shot*
"Oh cheez-nit!"
"Those damn skin-diseased aliens are taken our corn again!"
"F*cking cheez-nitters!" *Gets shot*
"Oh cheez-nit!"
by Fear in a nutshell July 23, 2008
person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay
by Sexydimma December 02, 2016
person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay
by Sexydimma February 11, 2015