Nick Evans

The guy with the biggest penis. The only guy that kills 2 stones with his penis.The only guy with a dick as long as gravity exist.He is a treehugger. One time, he couldn't afford an Xbox at BestBuy. He whipped out his penis and got the Xbox for free. He is also known as Based God.

Thank you Based God Nick Evans.

by Nickamos Evanamos December 07, 2012

Nick Evans

That asshole in jr high

Kevin:here comes that nick Evans guy he can go suck a dick

by Nickevanssucks June 03, 2019

Nick Evans

The asshole in school who yells answers very loudly and interrupts the class

Dave: Shit that Nick Evans kid is in our class fuck. Steve: shit and I liked this class.

by Nickevanssucks June 03, 2019