nerfus 

a combination of nerd and nerf, the word defines a person who is both a nerd and a jock. The "us" suffix is latin.

That hunky football player plays computer games for two hours a day?! What a nerfus.

nerfus by FastrunnerNY January 2, 2009

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!

me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus by Some things have balls June 6, 2018

Nerfstick 

A nerfstick is the tool by which a moderator or admin on an online forum strikes down on bad posts and posters. It is similar to, but has more uses than the ban hammer.

This use of the term seems to have originated from a moderator on the Secret World forums.

Example 1:
Sappho: "I have a very large nerf-stick at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use it"

Example 2:
User: Where is the nerfstick Sappho? Are you getting soft on us?

Nerfstick by reallyrandomusername August 5, 2009

nerfssassinate 

to sneak up on someone and 'Assassinating' them using a nerf gun. most likely done in public

frank: I'm going to nerfssassinate bob

nerfssassinate by tanaka sagara March 3, 2007

nerfu 

A crazy paranoid fucker who thinks the world is going to implode and cocks will fly up everyones arseholes

Nerfu says: The Queen is George Bushes cousin, google it.

*googles it*

Sane Person: It's not true..

Nerfu: so ?

nerfu by JohnJohnJohn12 February 24, 2008

nerfulated 

When a guy has ejaculated too many times in one day and on his next ejaculation nothing comes out.

Oh man last night I wanked so many times I nerfulated, seriously nothing came out.

nerfulated by Grayreaper December 23, 2013

jean-nerous 

1) when jeanne feels kind and wants to give you things

2) Loving Jeans to much makes you Generous in Short Jean-nerous

3) exclusive to the wild Jeanne, of the french variety

1) "you're very jean-nerous today jeanne"

2) Mike: Why are you wearing the same jeans everyday?

Josh: Because Jean-nerous to myself and to everybody.

3) "I think you need a more jean-nerous size on those jeans Jeanne"

4) "I'm very jean-nerous with food"

"Me too, so jean-nerous that my jeans are tight as hell"

5) "Jeanne can eat pussy"

jean-nerous by Bunnu_Lul July 21, 2018