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neopro

Neo-progressive, new progressive, extreme progressive, the opposite of Neocon

Neopros are the mirror image of their Neocon counterparts, they are extreme in their views, highly judgmental, conspiratorial, and intolerant of those who do not share their exact ideology. Like a backward mirror image, they are as non-productive as the Neocons are productive. Neopros reject the Democratic Party, (the major Party closest to their beliefs) while the Neocons fully embrace the Republican Party. Neocons use a strong popular message, while Neopros use complicated language attracting only like-minded people. Neopros believe they are the only true progressives.
The consensus of the Neopros was that Kucinich lost popular appeal because he is Democrat.
by Tony Hale May 4, 2008
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Nopro

The polite response to 'you're welcome' in the same way that 'you're welcome' is the polite response to 'thank you'.

Nopro is also a phrase commonly used to fill in the awkward silence after someone says 'you're welcome'.
Alex complimented my singing, and after I thanked him and he replied 'you're welcome', neither of us knew how to continue the conversation, so I said 'nopro'.

Alex: I really enjoyed your performance, I think you have a lovely voice.

Me: Thank you!

Alex: You're welcome.

Me: Nopro.
by JJJake May 24, 2022
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Neopolitan Dick

"Neopolitan Dick " is a term to describe a circumcised penis having a variety of colors (~hence, "neopolitan" like the famous mix of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate icecream) due to the circumcision itself.
The tip (head) more pink, the shaft more neutral, and the scrotum darker.

Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...
by KiiDLMTLSS January 3, 2014
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Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021
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Neopolitan Drip

When you fuck a girl in the ass and drop your load in her, the subsequent mixture of liquid that drips out is a little red (blood), a little white (cum) and a little or a lot, if your lucky, brown (poop).
After I banged candy in the ass last night she treated me to a neopolitan drip on my chest.
by Mugwamp530 December 8, 2013
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Neopolitan

The most badass fighter from the anime RWBY. She will beat the shit out of her enemies with an umbrella despite her being the smollest character.
Hey dude, wanna go bully midgets?”
“No, I don’t wanna run into Neopolitan”
by QuirkyGirlUwU_16 August 4, 2020
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Neopolitan Dump

When you miss a day or more of taking a dump and feel a little backed up, and then one glorious morning you drop a huge log and can clearly see, upon close inspection, that your shit log, while still one continuous piece, is split into two or more distinct sections. Each section of the log will have its own consistency/color and can, upon VERY close inspection, be classified by each backed-up day since the last dump. In rare situations and requiring years of training, one can produce the perfect Neopolitan Dump with three distinct sections: white, brown and pink.
Frank: Damn Tom, you should’ve seen this massive and magnificent dump I took this morning.
Tom: What was so amazing about it?
Frank: Well, I’ve been so backed up over the past few days, moving from Mexican to Thai to Japanese to Greek, that my log came out and had three distinct sections… each with its own color and consistency. I’ve never seen anything like it!!
Tom: I’ve heard of such dumps… they are the very rare and awe inspiring Neopolitan Dump. Did you take a picture?
Frank: You damn right I took a picture… check it out (hands Tom picture)
Tom: Gross
Frank: SmyD
Tom: Garg the Smeg
Frank: WoW Noz
by apound21 June 11, 2009
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