Neeps

Ayrshire term for a nipple or nipples

Get your neeps out fur the ladz

Ma wee neeps are cauld

by Neepmaster December 10, 2017

Neep

The noise a geek makes.

That Star Trek episode was neat. Neep Neeeep

by Your mum April 16, 2005

Neep

Another term for No. Sometimes preceeded by AHH.

"Are you going to the store?" "Neep"
"Do I look good in this?" "Neep"
"Are you going to tell me or not?" "Ahhh Neeep!"

by Wildstar January 21, 2006

neeps

a mean way to say "no"

Josh: Would you say that I am the mac daddy?
Amanda: Neeps!

by Amanda March 15, 2005

pseudo neep

Holy shit, you haven't heard of PSEUDO NEEP?! It's this great cartoon on youtube, i-it's about this guy named Neep. H-he blows up a fucking shop in the first episode. I-it's a fucking great show I love it.

Man 1: "Hey, did you see the new episode of Pseudo Neep"
Man 2: "No, did a new episode come out?"

by Snow Baby Reporter March 25, 2019

Cheap Neep

verb; the act of looking at someone else's screen while playing video games to find their location and take advantage of this knowledge. This often happens in shooter games with split screens or LAN games. (ing) (er)

Kid 1: How did you know I was in the secret spot?
Kid 2: Skills.
Kid 1: Goddamit, you loser, stop cheap neeping.

by Pete and Eric March 2, 2007

teep neep

The act of sex with very small male genetalia where the only person being pleased is the guy. A "harbaughism".

Bob got some teep neep last night. But don't tell his wife Janice.

by Fella123 October 11, 2015