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neckropemancy

Bringing someone back to life after they have been hung
John , the anti-famous criminal mastermind, performed neckropemancy on himself, after faking his own death-by-hanging.

neckoroni 

A noun that is employed after the subsequent usage of a statement that adheres to complete or utter nonsense or irrationality.
Bob: Hey Jim, do you want to start a farm where we grow sushi?
Jim: No Bob, why are you a neckoroni?
neckoroni by Ashketchup12 February 19, 2017

Neck Fro 

The puffy curly hair, usually very untidy, on the back of a hairy dude's neck. Commonly associated with overweight to obese men. Typically used as an all-purpose pillow or 100% effective contraception.
Becky: So what did you think of Ricky?
Katelyn: He's a nice guy, but he has a huge neck fro!
Becky: Ewww, good thing he doesn't have your number.
Neck Fro by Captan Hammer. December 13, 2012

neckrophiliac 

A person who has an unhealthy obsession and fetish with the necks of others.
The neckrophiliac told the young woman that she had a gorgeous neck, at which time she decided it was time to leave the bar.
neckrophiliac by Peej272727 January 18, 2011

neckfrofeliack 

A girl who likes guys with hairy necks.
Dude, did you see the hair on that guys neck?
Yes, and that chick was all over him. She must be a neckfrofeliack.
neckfrofeliack by T4now December 13, 2010

Neckrophile 

One who is sexually stimulated by the area between the jawline and clavicle of a grossly obese man or woman. If large enough, this region can be turned into a self-secreting orifice in absence of air conditioning and dieting. Can also be called chinstrapping, deep-fried turkey, or "The Phillip Seymour Hoffman".
The neckrophile calls a roomful of triple chins a "turkey shoot".
Neckrophile by stoopid239 September 10, 2012