neckfro

An afro that grows on the neck

Damn 802.1q needs to trim his neckfro.

by HeadShot April 30, 2003

neckropemancy

Bringing someone back to life after they have been hung

John , the anti-famous criminal mastermind, performed neckropemancy on himself, after faking his own death-by-hanging.

by JR the Soap Scientist August 23, 2018

neckoroni

A noun that is employed after the subsequent usage of a statement that adheres to complete or utter nonsense or irrationality.

Bob: Hey Jim, do you want to start a farm where we grow sushi?
Jim: No Bob, why are you a neckoroni?

by Ashketchup12 February 19, 2017

Neck Fro

The puffy curly hair, usually very untidy, on the back of a hairy dude's neck. Commonly associated with overweight to obese men. Typically used as an all-purpose pillow or 100% effective contraception.

Becky: So what did you think of Ricky?
Katelyn: He's a nice guy, but he has a huge neck fro!
Becky: Ewww, good thing he doesn't have your number.

by Captan Hammer. December 13, 2012

neckrophiliac

A person who has an unhealthy obsession and fetish with the necks of others.

The neckrophiliac told the young woman that she had a gorgeous neck, at which time she decided it was time to leave the bar.

by Peej272727 January 18, 2011

neckfrofeliack

A girl who likes guys with hairy necks.

Dude, did you see the hair on that guys neck?
Yes, and that chick was all over him. She must be a neckfrofeliack.

by T4now December 13, 2010

Neckrophile

One who is sexually stimulated by the area between the jawline and clavicle of a grossly obese man or woman. If large enough, this region can be turned into a self-secreting orifice in absence of air conditioning and dieting. Can also be called chinstrapping, deep-fried turkey, or "The Phillip Seymour Hoffman".

The neckrophile calls a roomful of triple chins a "turkey shoot".

by stoopid239 September 10, 2012