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Nautistic 

When a young toddler is thought to be autistic, but actually just ends up being more of an introvert with high intellect.
After months of therapy, it was found that Bob was nautistic.
Nautistic by miata78 July 3, 2014
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The social awkwardness caused by bingeing on a computer, smartphone, console, or any other device that runs by processing naughts and ones.
"Hey Bill! That girl you have a crush on is coming to the bar tonight - you want to come?"

"...Dammit, I just spent 4 days straight playing Red Dead and I have a bad case of nautism. I'd make an ass of myself. Maybe next week"
Nautism by zeonion July 14, 2019

Naustible 

The round, rubberlike snout of the magnasupus that functions as a built-in pogo-stick, doubling as a womb and food-storage unit.
The naustible can stretch to accommodate objects up to twenty times its own size.
Naustible by Maka Asahina January 26, 2011
Combination of Nathan/Nate and Austin. Nate + Austin = Naustin!

•Words Related: #MangleJangle
I ship Naustin!
naustin by MangleJangleJerk December 11, 2016

nastisist 

One who excels in nastiness and in particular assists others in the performance of nastiness.
She was an accomplished nastisist, the situation was hectic and all egos heavily damaged her crew Uber intimidating and well nasty.
nastisist by Stanmore Chan January 31, 2018

Nastissist 

She came on in my Inbox with the selfie phone. When she spoke she was the epitome of nastyness - she was a nastissist.
Nastissist by vivauganda April 24, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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