NDS: Stands for Nasty Dick Syndrome. Used when a male penis is not visually apleasing, odorous, or justa planenasty.
Friend: So how did it go with Barbara last night?
Person with NDS: Not that good.
Friend: Why is that? I thought she really liked you.
Person with NDS: She did, it was going well until we were about to have sex.
Friend: Why was your dick not big enough?
Person with NDS: No i just got NDS.
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got Nasty Dick Syndrome.
NDS ( Nasty Dick Syndrome )
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1. Describes something that is really bad 2. Describes something that is really awesome
1. Damn man, those burritos I got at 7-11 are so dick nasty that I had the runs for 4 days straight.
2. Holy shit, that movie was so dick nasty, bruce willis killed 7 people with his bare hands and then flew a helicopter back to safety...all while making out with some hot chick.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)