NDS: Stands for Nasty Dick Syndrome. Used when a male penis is not visually apleasing, odorous, or justa plane nasty.
Friend: So how did it go with Barbara last night?
Person with NDS: Not that good.
Friend: Why is that? I thought she really liked you.
Person with NDS: She did, it was going well until we were about to have sex.
Friend: Why was your dick not big enough?
Person with NDS: No i just got NDS.
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got Nasty Dick Syndrome.
NDS ( Nasty Dick Syndrome )
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1. Describes something that is really bad 2. Describes something that is really awesome
1. Damn man, those burritos I got at 7-11 are so dick nasty that I had the runs for 4 days straight.
2. Holy shit, that movie was so dick nasty, bruce willis killed 7 people with his bare hands and then flew a helicopter back to safety...all while making out with some hot chick.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).