Nard Dog

Commonly used as a nick name for Andy Bernard in the popular hit series "The Office" Andy Bernard is played by actor Ed Helms.

Nard Dawg; Nard Dog

(NAHR) (DOG)

Andy Bernard: "Does the Nard Dog want Nard Pups? Yeah, I want a big ole litter of Nard Pups, all jumpin' around, suckin' on the TEET. Put em' in a box give em' to my neighbors...Yeah I want kids.."

by stevetheg December 22, 2011

Nard-Dog

A reasonable looking man with his life figured out, IN HIS HEAD. He may have some anger issues and punch holes in the wall now and then, but hey! He's Nard-Dog

Oh my gosh did you see Nard-Dog punch a hole in the wall

by The Bumbling Office Manager May 20, 2020

Nard-Dogged

When you plop your balls on a girls forehead, as described by Lance from Free Radio.
Or, when Andy from The Office does something he thinks is awesome. - plopping his balls on angelas forehead

Andy whips out his balls and plops them on Angela's forehead---"You just got Nard-Dogged"
Andy makes a funny joke or punches someone in the balls---"You just got Nard-Dogged"

by J-BLAZE54 April 03, 2009

Nard-dog

Awesome, unbelievably extreme in nature.

"That's so nard-dog!"

"Yo, that 360 in the half-pipe was totally nard-dog!"

by Nard-dog August 19, 2009

Nard Dog

The hottest boy alive. Every girl wants him, every girl gets him. He is very very very fat

Nard Dog is so hot! Hopefully he doesn't sit on me.

by CrankyCrank September 21, 2015

the nard dog guarantee

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm

Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee

by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010