A condition experienced by children at birth when their parents saddle them for life with names spelled like they were dumped out of an alphabet soup can.
1st-grade teacher: "Duh'Lousyannah, what an unusual name you have."
Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."
Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"
Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."
Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"
by keVIInXI August 17, 2010
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